the timboucher experience

Also, it was pointed out to me the other day, by Laura Jane, that there is a very peculiar correlation that exists in Union Square. For those of you who’ve been there, you may have seen there are two gigantic pieces of “modern sculpture” on the south side of the square. One of them is this giant LED display, with a bunch of numbers, which Laura Jane claims indicates the time. Her assessment here seems to be accurate, but there were a bunch of other numbers that she didn’t know what they were, and I didn’t either. The other “sculpture” is next to that and is this gigantic like reddish sort of stucco wavy surface, and arranged in the middle of it is this big like sort of sunburst looking thing, with a bunch of gold-colored metal things. And there is hole in the center, out of which sometimes steam or smoke pours forth. There is also, what I could only describe as a “magic wand” which points from the lower right hand corner into the center area.

But what I never noticed before this, is that above everything else on this one, there is this weird right hand at the very top, which reaches out, pointing, i suppose, directly north. I pointed this out to Laura Jane, to whom this was already old news. She informed me that this was also the exact same hand (but much larger) as was on the statue of George Washington across the street, up the steps in the square itself. Check it out. Look at his hand. I couldnt find a picture of the correlating severed hand over the smoking-sunburst-magic-wand sculpture, but oh well.

Anyway, its definitely the same hand. This seems very creepy. I wonder what they were trying to imply here. We decided that it must be some kind of weirdo masonic secret, since it involved George Washington, and some sort of weird hand gesture. So yeah, until I hear otherwise, that’s definitely some kind of masonic secret.

• Donut dreams
• This is getting nuts!
• Narcolepsy
• Eating the baby’s hand in the refrigerator
• Hand over the manure (come on, I know you knew her)