Okay, so tonight I had my first ever rides on the back of a motorcycle and I’m totally hooked. Plus, I’m a little bit drunk. But anyway, yeah, shit, all the rumors are true! Everything you ever heard and imagined about what its like to ride on a motorcycle are fucking through the roof true. Its the funnest damn thing in the world. It just confirms my theory that riding vehicles that don’t have a roof is fucking spectacular. For example: ATV’s, go karts, tractors. All completely fun. Goddamn!

Anyway, yeah, me and Aron went to “Yabby’s” on Bedford in Williamsburg. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t be caught dead in such a cheesy fucking lame ass hipster retard wannabe place like that. But my friend from school in Baltimore, Jason Hogg, he sent me this invite thing to get drunk for free on Stella Artois, courtesy of The Onion for whatever reason. Anyway, thanks the Onion, and Stella Artois, and Jason Hogg, and Aron, and motorcycles everywhere. What a blast!

Aron said he would be into fixing up his old Honda CB-1, and selling it to me for like $400-500 and I was like, “Hell yeah!” I’ll totally buy that shit in a hot second. Whoohoo! We all knew this day would happen, ever since last summer, when I started having dreams about riding motorcycles. And then when I started working at a shop. We all knew this day would come. Hehe! And once I get some damn money! Hell fuck yeah! And you know what else? This will totally give me the perfect excuse to do my cross-country travelling. I’ll put together like maybe $3000 in savings before February, when my lease runs up, and then just fucking hit the streets baby! Hot damn! Holy crap, am I ever excited!

Plus! Guess what else! I am having one of those times again where every song I hear on my headphones just sounds completely amazing! Whoohoo! Now, all I need is some money to be able to afford dinner! Well, I did see a rogue can of greenbeans calling my name from the shelf. Guess I’ll go nail that shit!