So ever since I engulfed the cheeseburger that I ordered for lunch, I have just completely lost my edge. See, not eating makes you really sharp sometimes, focusing your concentration to a very definite edge. But if you push it too far, all you can think about is being hungry. It’s a fine line to […]

Bret: I agree that John Fogerty is cheesy. I mean, that whole song about baseball really annoys the hell out of me. It’s incredibly bad. You know, myself, I used to think that CCR was fucking shit. And then something happened. I don’t know what the hell it was, or when, or why, but all […]

So, I’m pretty much just giving up on describing all of what happened this weekend. Just too much. My compromise is that I’ll make a little list of noteworthy items:
Walked home from work (took 2 hrs 45 min)

Went to Coney Island

Batting cages

Go karts (my first car “Russia” sucked, but my second “Canada” was a fucking […]

Okay, so is anyone else kind of relieved that Bob Hope is finally dead? He always really creeped me out, honestly. Just being all weird and old, and all about like servicemen, and war and stuff. What a creepy thing for a comedian to be involved in, I think. I mean, sure, soldiers need to […]

Hi guys. It was one spectacularly vivid weekend, let me just say, and I was completely pissed that my internet connection at home didn’t work, so I could sit down and recap the whole thing in extreme and minute detail. Shit! Some guy from Verizon came by this morning, but I left for work before […]