Holy Mary Mother of God! Have you ever read any of the erotic excerpts from that Rob Brezsny book, Televisionary Oracle? They are so fucking awesome that I want to RUN RUN RUN to the store and buy it and devour it right there. But alas, food comes first as I hunker down for my long weekend of no money.

Man, that guy can really write about fucking. It’s unlike anything you’ve read on the subject. Trust me. Or at least unlike anything I’ve read.