Goddamn! I just wrote another article that I really really like and I want you to read: “Why I became an occult investigator.”

The way I described it to Doug was as follows:

me: goddamn!!!!!
me: i just fucking kicked that articles teeth in
me: KAPOW!
me: shit! its sooooo good
me: better than yesterdays i think
me: im like all excited and dizzy cause its so good
…
me: i want to pour a big thing of gatorade on me. i feel like i just won the super bowl
me: its like, this thing is the same as finally reading the origin story of a super hero youve loved forever

Needless to say, I’m pretty excited about it!