Everyone knows that Sunkist is the world’s best orange soda, and that it is best served from an ice cold can. It is quite a delicacy, I think, and I am totally hooked on them. I don’t have them all that frequently though, which is the odd part, I suppose. See, I ordered one with my lunch today, but they didn’t send it! I know! I was so pissed off! And ever since, I have had this superhuman urge to have one. Goddammit! And the soda machine here has no such type of soda. I’m gonna go nuts if I don’t get one. Why is this afternoon dragging so so so much. It’s killing me!