Holy Jesus! Doug’s blog just kicked into overdrive! That fucking entry “when you’re old and lonely…” got me all choked up. Seriously! Now that’s some damn writing Doug! Whoohoo! And I like the categories of masturbation too. What the hell happened? It’s like your writing just got a new ignition coil or something. Keep it coming! USA! USA! We’re #1!

PS. What is Prince’s full birth name? I never thought of Prince having been born before. Its weird. He seems too like elemental or something to not have always existed.