Holy shit, just reading over Spiderbites weblog and came across one of the funniest lines I’ve seen in a long time: “i know i type faster than Superman masterbating”. Should I tell him that its spelled with a “u” and not an “e”? That also reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bart says Principal Skinner will “fold faster than Superman on laundry day”.

Holy god! I just found an older Spiderbites blog entry which is completely fucking awesome, called “100 More Things About Me: The 3AM Angry Drunk Version!“. HOLY HELL is this ever a brilliant piece of writing!