POOP! I was all primed to write another nice little fun article tonight about telepathy and morphic fields, and now the feeling is slipping away from me, like the alignment’s starting to slip. I can’t let it happen! I have to get it together! But how! HOW! AAGH! Okay okay! I have to think fast here. I think it has something to do with my environment. Let’s see… I’ve got cool tunes, I’ve got everything normal. Wait! There’s a light on behind me. It’s distracting me. Hold on! Okay! That’s a little better! I think it’s also cause my roomate’s here. Since we live in one big room, it always throws my widgets all out of whack. I need peace and solitude when I do these things. I can’t have the feeling like somebody’s behind me. Shit! Now he’s putting the tv on! I’m gonna flip out! I hate living with other people! I need my privacy! AAGH! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!