Man. Only recently have I mastered my awkward embarrassment about leaving other people voice mail messages. I don’t know why, but for some reason I used to just hate doing it. Now I like it, but I am still just so hilariously awkward about leaving one of those “hey, im not here” things for my own phone. I always try to record it, and I start talking, and then I just get all weird and start laughing about it. It just feels so ridiculous, I can’t even help it.