Whew, thank god
Oh, what a let down. That asteroid that was supposed to kill us all isn’t going to after all. I like the caption on the graphic of this page, where it says “Artist’s impression of asteroid over Earth” and it has a cute little computer generated asteroid. I wish they had one that said, “Artist’s impression of millions of people shitting themselves out of fear.”
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- Whew! I was just about to hang myself with this mouse-cord.
- Equinox
- Fear not, my loyal subjects
- Whew! At least there’s a shut-off switch on this thing
- God & the Burden of Proof
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