This morning, on my way to work, I picked up a little brunch, like I am frequently wont to do, and I got my egg and cheese on a roll, some soda, and a bag of Lay’s “Cool Guacamole” chips. They were new, had a pleasant green package, and of course tasted completely bizarre and not at all good. I have no one to blame for this but myself of course. I should have used some simple reasoning to figure this all out ahead of time.