Free Crate Man!
The latest and most detailed account of the man who shipped himself in a crate
Apparently, he says it was “the dumbest thing … I could ever do within my life.” I disagree. I think its quite an awesome thing to do with your life. I love it.
Unfortunately, the feds are jumping on him now, and charging him with stowing-away, in addition to all the other unrelated stuff he was arrested for.
His mother describes when he popped out the crate: “My husband asked him, ‘Man, what are you doing in this crate?’ He said he was coming home.”
Also, he claims that he did this because he was short on money, but ended up spending like $500-600 on shipping, which he could have flown first class for, according to this article. That’s funny, but that probably means he didn’t pay for it at all - since he was a shipping clerk, he probably just ganked it. But if he did pay for it, well that’s just crazy. Maybe he just doesn’t understand how air travel works.
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