Some guy in England nudged a “monkey nut” along the streets of London, using only his nose, for 11 days, to protest grants or something retarded. This guy has a history of this sort of dumb shit; previously he “walked for 11 miles with a turkey strapped to his head to persuade fat people to eat less.” I wonder if this guy is somehow linked to that dude who was performing sex acts with that traffic cone for all those teenagers.