MSN is trying to always make it seem like ME! I! ME PERSONALLY! has won a FREE DVD player. If only I were so lucky. I could build a mansion out of all these DVD players, and then build a throne out of DVD players, to sit upon and preside over my FREE DVD player mansion.

Hey! I was just thinking… if you’re a victim of identity theft, can you like choose a new identity to start over with once your old one hase been, uh… thieved? I wonder which one I would choose? I feel like I have a pretty funny identity as is though. I guess I would be bummed for a while if someone thieved it. But at the same time, I would be pretty flattered. Maybe they would do a better job with my identity than I have. I’ll have to think about this some more.