I just found a simply outrageous character online, Prince Leopold. His site claims, “To know yourself is to know your spirit!” Whatever that means. If nothing else, look at the photo of him, whoo!

There’s a lot of strange stuff on his site, about how he spoke with Saddam Hussein’s spirit, and it told him that he was hiding in Syria. And that Laci Peterson’s baby’s spirit appeared to him. But, most impressive are his claims about his work with - or should i say against - aliens:

My expertise as an alien abduction therapist is derived from a lifetime of awareness of aliens and my persistent efforts to resist their controlling influence. When I was a child I was abducted many times, and I learned to fight the aliens in order to survive.

…Since no one else on Earth has been able to advance spiritually as I have, I stand alone as the only therapist who can actually provide relief for those who have been harrassed by extraterrestrials.

…Since I am always out fighting interdimensionally in the universe, I have become acquainted with many of the aliens I encounter. I deal with aliens on a daily basis and have interviewed thousands of leaders of other planets.

And, of course, he has put together an archive detailing his interviews with those aliens, each of which is accompanied by illustrations. Oh, he also has a “storybook on CD” for kids, called Leo of the Light. Order yours today!

OH HO HEY! Wait one second - he has a little poster that you can print out for your kids and put it next to their bed! That’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.