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Fuck David Blaine



More about that retard in a box and the hostility of the English crowds towards him:

    “In the past week, Blaine has had to endure red laser beams locked onto his eyes, and constant drumming that has interrupted his sleep.

    As he continues to fast, his ‘home’ has been pelted by eggs, raw sausage and even a hamburger dangled from a remote-controlled helicopter.”

The only thing I think that would make this stunt cool was that if Blaine announced that the real reason he’s doing this is to mimic Jesus’ 40 days in the desert fighting the devil, and that he actually IS Jesus, and he’s not mimicking him, but just reliving a past incarnation. THAT would be cool. Then he could turn his little tube of water into wine or something like that.







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