Today I got two phony credit cards in the mail. They are promotional cards, and don’t work. I’m starting to be inundated with credit and loan offers (including one for a car loan of $29,500), because I successfully completed my year-long first credit card training period. Hopefully this means they will bump my limit up from its embarrassing sum of $250. One of the fake cards I got today is just some dumb delta sky miles thing, but the other one I got is totally awesome. It is a from a phony card company called “Classic Card” which steals more or less the Mastercard logo, and the card itself is called the “Crediplex Classic”. It’s so funny. I can’t wait to pretend to use it somewhere, and then be like “What do you mean my credit card was declined? The Crediplex? Run it again! I have a $100,000 limit on that baby!” Hehe.