Bret told me the other night that Ryan Adams was at some club somewhere recently where rich people go, and Britney Spears was there, and Ryan Adams called her a “fat cheerleader” and then her bodyguards beat the hell out of him, and threw him out of the club. What a spectacle that must have been. I wish I could have been there. I would have been screaming and jumping up and down like a monkey, and calling her a “president-loving slut” and shit like that. It would have been immense.