Today, when we ordered lunch, they seem to have “accidentally” sent us a free thing of chili. I scored it, but didnt manage to eat it after my monster burger and cheese fries. Rest assured I’ll be eating the hell out of it later on though.

Also tonight, I had to turn down and offer to hang out at the so-called Penthouse Club in Manhattan. It sounded pretty fun, but it was either that, or go home and do like 4 hours of work for several hundred dollars. Seems like the better deal in the end.

Not to mention if I found myself at a high class strip club I would soon find myself with no more money. It would be so instantaneous and bad and excellent.

I think instead of giving money to charities, people should get rid of it at strip clubs. It seems more worthwhile, and you really get to see how your money is put to use right before your very eyes.