According to this wired article, this fatso, Eddie Marin, is the world’s biggest spam artist online. Beautiful, ain’t he?

I love how this is completely unprovable, and I have no real basis beyond the article, and the accompanying mugshot photo, but I know firmly believe that this guy is the most notorious spammer alive. I love how the internet can be used to destroy people’s reputations like this. I’m gonna look around this mugshots.com site and make sure my beautiful face isn’t listed for anything.