I just came outta the bathroom, where I had to mess with the toilet, cause its been having flushing problems lately. And then I come here and check my email and there is a spam from “Hank Clayton” which is entitled “Problems flushing your toilets?” and it was an ad for septic tanks or something. […]

Alright, now I don’t like to brag, but… wait, no. Yeah, I do like to brag. I think it’s pretty funny. Anyway, yeah, I was just running through some old art I have on my computer, and was looking at this old picture that I did. It’s like pretty cool or whatever. But then, I […]

I’ve caught the drawing bug again. This comes mere days after talking to Bret about how I haven’t been much interested in drawing lately. Ever since I found out that cafepress has a new thing where you can publish and sell books (on demand) through your site, without putting any money down, I have been […]

Damn, there is some hard-rock band called “Hell on Earth” which was planning to have an on-stage physician-assisted suicide during one of its upcoming concerts in Florida, to promote right-to-die issues, but of course, the city caught wind of this and passed some kind of emergency measure against it. Supposedly, they’re still gonna do it, […]

Today, when we ordered lunch, they seem to have “accidentally” sent us a free thing of chili. I scored it, but didnt manage to eat it after my monster burger and cheese fries. Rest assured I’ll be eating the hell out of it later on though.
Also tonight, I had to turn down and offer […]

JOHN! That’s an incredible idea! John just gave me the explosive notion to try and get on the Price is Right when I’m travelling through Southern California. That’s the fucking best idea I have heard since my friend Nick suggested I try to ride hot air balloons at some point. Holy Jesus! I’ll just try […]

There’s something romantic and tragic about this product for sale on my company’s site. I think it’s the name: “Fairing Exit Louvers”. It just sounds terribly old-fashioned and tragic, like these two motorycle vents were just fated to die young or something. Hehe.

I wonder what these guys would do if I tried to go to job interview for them, and tried to be all straight-faced and stuff.

I love the word escutcheon

Did you know that Sylvester Stallone wrote all the Rocky movies? I didn’t. He also directed II thru IV, and choreographed the boxing for the first three movies. Incredible. That makes him seem so much, I don’t know, deeper as a person to me. It’s great.

erin really did say this:
tim likes to lick cat balls, and give public speeches about licking cat balls, and lick cat balls on stage to demonstrate his fondness for licking cat balls, then drives home in a limo so that he is free to sit in the back and lick the balls of a cat […]

what the fuck! are there steel drums in the rolling stones recording of loving cup? am i hearing this correctly? ive never heard what i think im hearing cause i never heard it with headphones or something. i guess

Bret told me the other night that Ryan Adams was at some club somewhere recently where rich people go, and Britney Spears was there, and Ryan Adams called her a “fat cheerleader” and then her bodyguards beat the hell out of him, and threw him out of the club. What a spectacle that must have […]

Damn, I’m hungry. What the hell? Why do people’s gotta get hungry? I had a peanut butter sandwich and part of some Rosh Hashana candy, but that didn’t cut it. And some cream soda. Eat something more substantial, you might say. But I have no such items here. Only crap. Actually, I could cook some […]

Holy shit! I just discovered a fucking cool ass “unreleased” song that I made on my computer for my “band” the Cloud Minders. It fucking rules. I had no idea how cool I was/am. I’m thinking of putting together a new album. Well, la dee da, you say. Well, what about this bit of news […]