I been saving these
Also, I have a small stockpile of news and other items that I have been holding onto during my absence. Rather than go into detail about each of them, I’m just gonna list them:
A fake penis you can wear to pee out clean urine during drug tests. Just don’t get caught.
Since we’re talking about penises, here’s an article about a suspected “penis snatcher” who was beaten to death.
While we’re on the topic of weird crimes, there was a vampire-inspired killing and blood drinking recently in London. The best part of this article is that it says the 22 year old would-be vampire claims to have made a pact with the main character of the movie “Queen of the Damned” and that she came to his house. Note: he’s not talking about the actress who played the vampire queen (Aaliyah), he’s referring to the “actual” vampire queen.
Somebody put my Holy Robot site into some featured sites thing on their site. Too bad their information is a little outdated. I no longer collect robot drawings and haven’t for years.
There’s a creepy new version of the New Testament out called “Revolve” which is made too look like a teen magazine and is aimed at girls. It’s supposed to be flying off the shelves too, unfortunately. Before you get any ideas about this being anything but evil, let me give you an example from it:
Thinking of asking a guy out? Revolve girls don’t. “Sorry,” they’re told. “God made guys to be the leaders. That means that they lead in relationships. They tell you they like you.”
A creepy fucking site which offers software and “everything you need” to start your own church. I say we all band together and do this.
Faster Pastor: Motorcycle Reverend Paul Sinclair. Maybe we can get him to join our church.
What I don’t get, is why would a witch join the military in the first place?
Special for Bret: an article about wild cows in Switzerland. They aren’t actually wild (cause they have owners), but they get kinda wild when raised for meat, rather than milk, cause they interact with people less.
Erin’s birthday is tomorrow apparently. Happy Birthday Erin.
Rebelia the Punk Rocker: the girl every guy wants to take home to their parents. Rebelia? What a clever name for this costume. Sheesh.
Australian brothels are gearing up for the rugby world cup. This means stocking up on whips and dominatrixes, apparently.
Random House’s best of list for non-fiction of the 20th century
Another meta-tool for tracking blogging trends
A music label using file-sharing for good instead of evil.
Bush’s White House has put out a proclamation making next week official “Marriage Protection Week“. Which I find infuriating, insulting, archaic and idiotic. I may come back and write more about this.
A great idea I had for starting a crime spree. Start a site where you don’t necessarily sell anything, but people have to register to use features or access content. Basically, you would be harvesting usernames and passwords and email addresses, which you could then try to log into big ecommerce site, and steal people’s credit card information. The premise being that most people use the same login info for a bunch of different activities online.
Apparently you can download graphics files to print fake labels for coke bottles and stuff, which you can use to put all your test answers onto, in place of the ingredients.
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