Sting claims to have seen a ghost of a woman and child in his bedroom recently. Supposedly his wife also saw it. But didn’t he recently reveal that his supposed marathon tantric sex-abilities were completely fictitious? How do I know this isn’t just another of his paranormal tricks? Or maybe it was the ghost of his long-since dead career, or of the days back when he was sort of cool… ah, some of that old Police stuff I still love. I even secretly love some of that shit on that album with Fields of Gold on it. Even Johnny Cash covered one of those songs, but the shit I’ve heard come out of that man since then has been atrocious. I think his real last stand was when he did that song for Robin Hood Prince of Thieves with those two other dweebs. I loved that damn movie.