In honor of “Marriage Protection Week”

I mentioned it in a posting last night, that Bush has proclaimed October 12-18 “Marriage Protection Week”. Take a look at the official site for this shit: MarriageProtectionWeek.com.

This shit makes me want to vomit. Seriously! It makes me want to vomit out all the rotting hamburgers that are decaying WAAAAAY down in my colon right now. The site says in huge letters “The sacred institution of marriage is under attack!” It says that! Attacked by whom, can I ask? Those fucking queers? Or is it the Jews? Whoever it is, this whole thing is just a fucking hate-filled assault on people with open minds and hearts and who believe that love and marriage and sex and happiness are legitimate goals for all the peoples of this world.

I firmly believe that this campaign has been initiated by the White House as part of a PR campaign to help drum support back up for Bush while it is failing in the face of all the rest of his bullshit. So he’s going straight for the tribal buttons. Pushing all the religious/traditional crap he can find. And you know what? It’s going to work. It’s a calculated campaign and its going to fucking sway people who are morons into continuing to believe that gays are evil, sinful and lesser human beings.

And that makes me want to vomit. So, in the spirit of being one of those people out there, one of those goddamned equal-rights-wantin’ freedom-needin’ president-hatin’ queer-lovers, I am joining in on this supposed “attack on marriage”. At least once every day for each day of Marriage Protection Week, I will assault that sacred institution, guns a-blazing. KABLAMMO!

ASSAULT #1:

One day back when we used to work together, Doug found this stellar article by comedian Joe Rogan. Now, I know he’s the host of Fear Factor, and that makes him seem like a big fat fucking idiot, but his stand-up is pretty good sometimes, and I like a lot of the writing on his site. Anyway, this article is just a masterpiece on porn, little great autobiographical bits, and the biological oddity that is life-long monogamy. Oh, it’s also about the Fuck Dimension, but I’ll let you find out about that gem for yourself.

Anyway, theres some other great quotes in the article, but here’s the meat of his argument:

    Whatever the case may be, much of our views on sexuality in this society, and much of what is acceptable and unacceptable, is just a bunch of crazy, unhealthy shit we came up with to make other people happy. It’s not based on nature, it’s not based on your happiness, it’s not based on what’s healthy, or on fulfilling your desires. It’s based on shutting other people up, making them happy, and controlling the breeding.

    …To be a monogamous man in our society is an admired thing only because we know it’s unnatural, and extremely difficult. We make the monogamous man a hero, and we guarantee praise to him, because we hope that other men will see him receive this praise, and strive to behave like that and get their own dose of the proud satisfaction and bragging rights that our society will award you for suffering, and avoiding your instincts… and not fucking my wife.

Remind, sometime this week, I would also like to find some resources about how the Catholic Church restricted “non-ordinary sex” on the grounds that it was associated with pagan cult worship services.


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This entry was written by Tim Boucher, posted on October 13, 2003 at 12:15 am.

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