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Dream pieces



I had all kinds of weird dreams last night. Rather than try to string them all together or make sense of them, here are scenes I remember:

  • Starting a food fight in a cafeteria in a mall, and hurling bananas left and right, along with other fruits and vegetables
  • Smashing the windows of a Lane Bryant store with a chair to piss off the woman who ran it (she wanted us to trash the rest of the mall, leaving her store intact as the only place to shop)
  • Fighting in some kind of apocalyptic war
  • Going in for a job interview at some technology teaching thing. Bret went in before me, but walked out when the salary they offered him was only $16,000. The teaching position entailed teaching handicapped people, and people who telecommuted how to use Photoshop, 3d Studio Max and other graphics programs. The only catch was that the room was filled with water up to your head…
  • I remember thinking later how innapropriate it was to be using a computer in a room full of water.
  • Taking the class outside to “learn” in the ocean, but instead sitting and teaching on this cement outcropping, while people played handball below, and kept throwing it up at us, so we’d have to throw them back down.
  • Playing golf and I remember it was totally weird, but I don’t remember the details.

    Alright! Enough fooling around! I gotta take a shower and get to work!







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