HOLY CRAP! I can’t believe my site somehow came up for that last one about the masturbation and the snakes. That is straight NUTS! I don’t remember ever talking about anything remotely resembling that in my posts, nor would I have spelled “masterbating” incorrectly with the “e” instead of the “u”. Even weirder is that when I look over the yahoo search results, I don’t see where they even found my site, or what the keywords I used are which activated this search. Craziness. Oh well, like they say: no publicity is bad publicity.

On further inspection, it looks like that person is still on my site! They are looking at the August archives, scanning, no doubt, for the free photos of girls masturbating with snakes. I wonder what they will find instead! I wish they would tell me!

Aha! On further further inspection, I have CTRL+F’ed for each of the keywords from that query, and it turns out they ARE all on my site, but not in that order. The “snakes” is from the Gnostic Gospel of Thomas, one of the sayings of Jesus. The misspelled “masterbating” is a reference to Spiderbites’ blog and the “girls” is from that passage about Nigerian girls. “pictures” and “free” come up a few times. Incredible.

Rebecca also put up her latest batch of google searches she came up for. All this is so interesting to me. Like to see the weird hidden trends and words hidden within what I have written. It’s like being able to see between the lines somehow to shapes hidden underneath.