Find this nice little jewel of a funny t-shirt company through a blog called Lacquered Up, Lickered Down. The company’s called t-shirt hell. Really, they are the kind of stupid shit you see at like Hot Topic when you’re gothing it up at the mall, but they are actually funny anyway…

Some of my favorites:

• Not especially funny, but I appreciate the sentiment
• This one’s for Bret
• Use XML to keep track of your boobs
• I was in on the ground floor of that shit man
• Someday I’m gonna make that t-shirt that says “Jesus Loves Men!”, but until then
• This sounds like something I would say to confuse people
• Wrapping paper for the real meaning of Christmas
• This gift may be hazardous to your health
• It’s multipurpose!

Alright. Enough of that crap. Hey wait, actually, they have a thing where you can submit t-shirt ideas, and if they use it, they give you $200 cash. Nice! I’m gonna submit that “Jesus Loves Men!” one right now. Here’s the email I’m sending them:

ive always wanted to do a t-shirt/bumpersticker that says “Jesus Loves Men”

hows that strike you? gimme some money.

(PS. you gotta make it look legit though, so people don’t realize its a double entendre at first though. that means no kooky neon lettering, just phony christian-looking stuff.)

love tim
http://www.timboucher.com

Wish me luck. I also just submitted the “Ask me about my ass” t-shirt idea that I made for my friend Ry one time in highschool. It’s a great conversation starter.

(oh boy! and they have an affiliate program!)