Virgins, Mummies, Reptiles (some in the pants)

News items:

  • Virgin Mary appears in a tree stump in New Jersey at a place that is said to be a “hangout for illegal drug users”
  • Scientists uncover secrets to mummies’ success: cedar.
  • Film producer arrested for trying to smuggle frogs and reptiles out of Australia in his luggage.
  • Someone else was arrested for smuggling baby snakes into Australia, in his pants. I think the obvious joke here would be to say something about a one-eyed trouser snake.

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    This entry was written by Tim Boucher, posted on October 22, 2003 at 8:19 pm.

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