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  • GM is renaming its Canadian version of the Buick LaCrosse, because:
      GM officials, who declined to be named, said it had been unaware that LaCrosse was a term for self-gratification among teenagers in French-speaking Quebec.
  • Some kids at an English all boy school brought in a bunch of Viagra as a “prank”
      “It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends,” the local education authority said in a statement. The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: “By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done.”
  • A British guy was vacationing in Crete and lost his false teeth while swimming. 2 week later, some fisherman caught them and the man was reunited with his falsies.
  • Somewhere in Texas a bunch of very relaxed fish are swimming around because chemical run-off from a Prozac plant is getting into the water.

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    This entry was written by Tim Boucher, posted on October 23, 2003 at 6:10 pm.

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