Alright, I’m gonna tabulate my results on this quiz…

Weird - first of all, it routes you to a secure https:// connection, which is odd, considering how on the previous page, they claim that they don’t retain any of the information collected. Second, it recommends me for a language position, the description of which reads remarkably like a horoscope, I think:

Our mission hasn’t changed in more than a half-century of service to the nation, but the challenges we face constantly change. You can meet today’s needs through research, examining foreign media, and teaching crucial languages to your colleagues. Critical intelligence is found in all forms and you are the key to uncovering it. Contribute to the intelligence process. Choose a career with unmatched opportunities and extraordinary experiences at the CIA.

Hey, they have positions for Korean language officers. Now you can help narc on those stinking commies.

I would like to apply to the CIA as a gag, so that they would put me through the polygraph, and they would be like “Have you ever criticized the Federal government or smoked any pot?” And then I would laugh and say yes, and that I was both thinking of criticizing them right now, and lighting up a fat doobie.