Good news everybody, since the last time I checked, I have moved up in my Google (& consequently yahoo) search rankings for the word “Occult“. Before, I was a measly number 61, and now I am a mighty number 57!
The best part? The best part is that I moved up 4 results in a mere 12 days! That means I am moving upwards at a rate of 1/3 a result each day. That means in another 171 days, I will be in the number one search position. Let’s see, that’s just over 24 weeks, and I have something like 14 weeks before I start travelling. Damn, that won’t be fast enough… Unless - that is - I occult start using the word occult a lot occult more occult than I normally occult do. I have to occult make it seem relevant occult though. Ha! Suckers!
MUAHA HA HA! Soon, the world will tremble before the might of my total search engine mastery!
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