Okay okay. Maybe they didn’t beat him to death, but apparently a mob of Catholic highschool girls chased down a flasher, and then kicked his ass. Fantastic. I only wish they had been a crowd of Catholic highschool field-hockey players, because then they could have beaten him with those weird little sticks they have.

Looks like its gonna be a good news day. Maybe I better open up my good old news aggregator, and really have at it.