A story about a guy riding MetroNorth out of Grand Central on his way home, and he went to the bathroom on the train, accidentally dropped his phone in the toilet, then got his arm stuck down in there while trying to retrieve it. Then, they stopped the train, called the cops, and firefighters came with the jaws of life, and spent 90 minutes cutting the toilet apart to free the man. Meanwhile, the train was stopped and the homeward bound commuters were undoubtedly pissed at this guy.

Hilarious. A much better story than when I flushed Mike’s cell phone at Mick O’Sheas.