I just remembered that last night, I had a dream starring a magical talking warthog. They sure are ugly customers, but I’ve always found them oddly interesting nonetheless. And no, I’m not talking about the tankbusting aircraft, the A-10 Warthog. I am talking about the wild pig thing with the huge crazy tusks. Man, they sure do look weird and prehistoric. They just don’t make animals like they used to back then, with all kinds of crazy tusks and hair and bumps and shit on them. Those were the days…