A news story from yahoo about a highschool which has been forced into the uncomfortable position of having allow homecoming floats depicting Saddam and Jesus (not together - its two separate floats). The highschool said no, but then the stupid kids threatened to sue on first amendment grounds. Their plans are just fucking ridiculous for these floats. If I was at this school, I would organize another float which consisted entirely of kids who were ready to beat the living snot out of these other morons:

“The Young Republicans Club plans to have students in black T-shirts with the word ‘Evil’ bowing before a statue of Saddam. Other students in club T-shirts plan to chase the ‘Evil’ students away with silly string, then topple the statue.

The Fellowship of Christian Athletes plans a float urging students to ‘Let Jesus Rock Your Night Away,’ in which students will tear up signs with the words ’sex,’ ’suicide,’ ‘depression’ and ‘drugs.’ “

Actually, you know what? I would have the kids on my float also wearing shirts that said “evil” and holding cards that said “sex” and “drugs” and when the other kids tried to tear up our cards or chase us away with silly string, we would start hitting them with billy clubs and pepper spray. And that would be the best homecoming float of all time.