I had this weird dream last night that I was in some building with this woman, and we went into one room, and it was this huge beach and ocean, and these little pink bats were flying around, and somehow they would touch me or something, and it would cause my hair to start turning blonde and I would grow week, until I killed it, and then my hair would go back to normal. I had a lot of other dreams too that I can’t really even begin to describe, but that was one that every time I woke up, I made a mental note to myself to write it down when I woke up for real.

UPDATE!

On my way into work, I also remembered a scene from a dream I had the night before where I was being attacked by one or more evil skeletons, and I picked up this really big metal office chair with wheels, and I hit the skeleton with it really hard, smashing it apart. It was pretty awesome.