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Old article links (from the pre-blog era)



  • Baby broadcast baffles pilots
  • China turning to occult to fight SARS
  • Cat wanders home with two arrows in head
  • Duck still quacking despire dart in head
  • Giant turtle freed from sorceror’s home
  • Five hurt in badger rampage
  • Head cut off corpse in chapel desecration
  • Immigrant Sews Up Eyes, Ears and Mouth
  • Is the Bible hate literature?
  • Judge says nizzle-shizzling not an offense
  • Man scared to death by horror movie
  • Man Arrested with Severed Head Says Was Provoked
  • Man catches fish with computer in belly
  • Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide
  • Medics Took Thousands of Brains Without Consent
  • Witch Doctor Robbed Graves for Medicines
  • Probe to Earth’s core proposed
  • Shatner’s ex-wife sues over horse semen
  • Headless Naked Corpse Found by Castle Frankenstein
  • ‘Half-man’ beast spotted in China
  • Dentist beats up boy who wouldn’t say ‘aaaaah’
  • Mother pours hot oil over model daughter’s face
  • Archaeologists discover 2000-year-old liquor
  • Monkeys run amok after baby dies

    I especially like the ones that are absurd and gorey, and that end up sounding more like modern fairy tales than things that could have really happened. But hey, that’s what makes life amazing, is that this shit is all real.







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