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Odd news round up



  • Woman finds condom in soup
  • This article is awesome. It’s about how a Christian missionary was killed and eaten in Fiji for violating a tribal taboo 136 years ago, and ever since the villagers say they have been cursed by his avenging ghost. So they are trying to set the ghost to rest by inviting his descendants to their village, where they will present them with 100 sperm whale’s teeth.
  • A man in Germany made a citizen’s arrest - with his teeth. He stopped a thief, but didn’t have any handcuffs, so of course, he clamped down on the guys thumb, because… well, that’s the only sensible alternative. What the hell though? If somebody bit and clamped down on my thumb, I would take that as permission to go completely apeshit, and pull out all the illegal moves: hair-pulling, ball-kicking, eye-gouging, ear-ripping-off-ing. And I wouldn’t relent until that motherfucker let go, and knew never to bite another person’s thumb ever again.
  • Some kids found a spent US Army missile launcher in a garbage can in Brooklyn.






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