From patasquizzical, an article from the onion we can all relate to.

But, you know what I don’t like about the Onion though? Is that once you look at the headline and the photo and like the first few lines, there’s really no point in reading the rest. It’s just not funny after that. Sometimes, arguably, its not even funny before that, but whatever. It’s still sort of “clever” and good for a “laugh” here and “there.”