I just found this article about how something called the Chin Sling is making gains in “curing” droopy necks via plastic surgery. It all seems very disgusting:

“A majority of 100 women who had a plastic lining surgically implanted under the skin of their chins and hooked behind the earlobes said it did wonders for their droopy necks, a problem area for plastic surgeons, Emory University researchers in Atlanta said on Monday.”

I still think “Chin Sling” sounds more like the name of an old-timey Americanized Hong Kong gangster.