Just before leaving work today, I was granted with an enormous burst of energy, the likes of which I haven’t seen in a little while. Perhaps it was just coming off a strange weekend, perhaps it was the end of the day rush to leave work. I don’t really know, but I do know that it was like an explosion of stuff. Really really good stuff.

KABLAMMO!

That’s what it was like. It was like I was struck by a magic lightning from Jesus’s invisible UFO, and it made me walk SUPER FAST, and build up all kinds of GREAT RESOLVE, and make me feel REALLY GOOD AND STRONG. It’s almost as if, like they ask on the last question of the test on that AdultADD site, about feeling like you are driven by a motor.

Then, I went to the grocery store and the bank back in Brooklyn. I stood in one of those pathetic lines full of single men buying ice cream and some kind of single meal item to cook and eat as soon as they get home. My item was pizza, and my ice cream was Cookies N’ Cream. And that’s fine, because I feel great, and I have pity for anything that gets in my way while I am filled with the “Lord’s Holy Fire.” I’ll try to lay low though, so as not to needlessly hurt anybody with my LASER VISION!

Man, that makes me want to play laser tag. That would so rule. I so have the guns here in my apartment, and my creepy post-apocalyptic neighborhood would be a perfect battleground, until we got shot to death by cops or addicts or something.

In other news, Greg found these really awesome drawings done by like psychiatric patients of different feelings. I highly recommend them. Unfortunately, none of them are fiery enough to describe this sudden infusion of energy I’m feeling… which is now starting to wane though, and may turn into me taking a big old nap on my big old couch.

POW!