I’m looking at a page called Forensic Aspects of Tattoos on a South Carolina police website. Basically it’s a list for cops who don’t have a fucking clue about what different types of tattoos indicate about their owners. It’s really a crock of shit though, and is actually quite laughable.
Some examples. They are saying that the following “anti-social phrases” indicate a drug abuser:
- - “born to lose”
- “love to hate”
- “I don’t believe in friends”
And they say that hookers usually have one of the following phrases tattooed above their you-know-whats:
- - “keep off the grass”
- “pay as you enter”
- “the love nest”
- “admission $0.50″
- “to hell with housework”
And male “passive homosexuals” are supposed to have these on their ass:
- - “for men only”
- “open all night”
- “pay as you enter”
Wait a minute! I thought that “pay as you enter” one was only for female prostitutes! What the hell? They also suggest that gay men often have one of these tattooed on their backs:
- - foxes running down the spine disappearing into the anus
- a cat chasing a mouse down into the anus
I also like this one for members of “Asian Gangs:”
- - 3 dots arranged in a triangle (symbolizes “my crazy life”)
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