Who watched that “State of the Union” address tonight? What kind of a crock of shit was that? I always forget how blatant all the lies are… I forget and think that I’m just paranoid, and that he’s really not even an evil robot sent from a nightmarish future to destroy humanity as we know it… But then I see something like that, with him spewing out absolute untruths, and everybody in the room standing and applauding like a crowd of wind monkeys clapping cymbals together for their chief…

And what the fuck was he talking about with all that STEROIDS STUFF? Since when is that a national issue that’s pressing down on all of us with its magnitude and gravity? Steroids? S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S??? What the hell was that even in his address for? I don’t understand…

Hey, where was all that talk about conquering outer space? Isn’t he all about that now?