This is one of those stories that’s so short and sweet that I need to quote it in its entirety: Decomposing Whale Explodes on Street:

“TAIPEI (Reuters) - The decomposing remains of a 60-tonsperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said.

The 56-foot dead whale had been on a truck headed for an autopsy at a university earlier this week, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

The whale had died after it was beached on the southwestern coast of the island”

Dont forget to check out a photo of the aftermath. (Check out the slideshow on the same page for more exploding whale fun!)