This afternoon, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. Luckily it was after I had already flushed. Unluckily, it’s broken and all my phone numbers are lost. Not like I talk to anybody on the phone anyway, but what if I wanted to? Damn. I think I have insurance on it this time though, so I don’t necessarily call up customer service and pull that old “the phone just stopped working for no reason” trick. Not that I want to tell them how I broke it either though, really.