I was just thinking how it would be mildly funny to put together a “Jesus Saves!” coupon booklet. Like with actual coupons for ordinary things. Especially things which Jesus would never use, like tampons. Unless… and this is bad (and I’m probably gonna get hate-mail for this)… but unless he put the tampons in the wounds he received from the Crucifixion, and from the spear in his side. Oh my.