Weird news items

From yahoo:

  • A german inventor has made a talking toilet seat which scolds men if they try to pee standing up:
      “Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up … you will make a right mess…”

    How emasculating! I would completely flip out if some toilet seat tried to talk to me like that. I would fucking piss all over it, just to teach it who’s in charge of how I go to the bathroom. Maybe this sort of thing is more acceptable in Germany? It just seems like lunacy to me.

  • Woman arrested in Cameroon for carrying 266 dead African grey parrots
  • Boy punches alligator and escapes.
  • Man fired for having shy bladder sues
  • Man files complaint against elephant
  • Italian Roman Catholic churches have changed their wedding vows from “I take you (as my lawfully yadda yadda yadda)” to “I receive you“:
      …to underscore that marriage should not be seen as one person possessing the other but each receiving the other as a gift from God.

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    This entry was written by Tim Boucher, posted on May 20, 2004 at 1:00 pm.

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