I’ll tell you a little secret. It’s my favorite thing about Pittsburgh. Are you ready? It’s Turner’s Iced Tea, which is available at the corner store up the street. It’s so delicious. When I don’t have it, I sit around craving it like a madman. When I’m drinking it, I feel right and whole. I think pretty soon I’m gonna try to work up some kind of IV drip, or else some sort of modified beer hat, so that I can just have a constant stream of it into my body.

Tonight, I met somebody else who shares my love of Turner’s Iced Tea. She brought it up all on her own too. But she suggested that even better than Turner’s is Turkey Hill’s Blueberry Oolong. It sounds magnificent. But, unfortunately, Somerset seems to be the farthest west that they sell it. So I can’t get any here. Maybe it’s for the best though, in the end.