Ahhhh… I love me some weird news. Here’s the latest crop:
A student at Bournemouth University is auctioning his virginity on his website. What a scam.
A German man was fined for faking his own death. He did it so he could leave his wife for a younger woman.
Archaeologists found a 1,000 year old padded bra in China.
The German post office supposedly gives its letter carriers lessons in dog psychology, which have reduced attacks by 80%
Scientists have learned how to alter a hormone in meadow voles, called vasopressin, in order to change the males from being promiscuous to having only one mate.
Officials at a Chinese zoo subjected a panda to hours of panda pornography tapes, in order to supposedly teach her about mating and get her in a “lustful mood”. Apparently it paid off, and she subsequently became pregnant.
A German study has shown that university students who have regular sex have a higher mental capacity and score better on exams and grades.
An 11 year old Indian boy, named Akrit Jaswal, with an IQ of 162 has supposedly been treating people sueccessfully for AIDS and cancer. They don’t say how, other than that he devised some sort of genetic something.
Identical twins break same arm on same day.
Madonna has supposedly changed her name to the Biblical “Esther”
More than half the police officers in the town of Hildade, Utah, have been found to have more than one wife, according to an investigation.
A man in Iowa has been brought to charges for assaulting a Taco Bell employee with a chalupa.
Apparently, there is a small Austrian town with about 150 people living in it, which is called “Fucking.” It’s named after a Mr. Fuck, who was the original settler of the town. Local residents were said to have been unaware of the common vulgar meaning of the town’s name until Allied soldiers in WWII brought it to their attention.
It seems that you can buy cannabis vodka in Russia.
A 74 year old man in Switzerland got into a fight with a hooker, and lost his false teeth in the toilet, as a result.
A meeting of Catholics in Rome occurred to decide on strategies to combat the influx of competing New Age practices, which are drawing many away from the Church
The Archbishop of Canterbury is slated to make an appearance on the Simpsons.
Officials at a Thai prison have set up a special soccer game between elephants and prisoners.
A technical school in Bangkok has set up a special restroom for transvestite use only.
The Indonesian Navy has issued a declaration stating that all pirates and sea-bound terrorists will be shot dead on sight. I always forget that pirates still exist.
A camouflaged man, wielding a samurai sword has taken up residence in a forest outside Berlin. He has been responsible for seven attacks, and seems to be trying to keep people out of the forest altogether. Police have tried searching for him with infra-red cameras mounted on helicopters, but with no luck.
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